A sex bike has six wheels
This afternoon we explained sex to Milo and Monty. The way the subject came up is one of the most Milo things that has ever happened.
#becausedarwin
Quickly we have learned there are many questions in this place for which there is only one answer.
Recorder Hell
Two Fridays ago Milo came home with a recorder. A State-sanctioned, State-endorsed, State-sponsored recorder. We have to pay $7 for Happy Healthy Harold but recorders are deemed so essential they are prioritised in the budget and provided to all. I received a recorder in year 3, you received a recorder in year 3, we ALL…
The three things I learnt full-time parenting for a year
I went back to work this week after almost fourteen months full-time parenting our boys. After the initial shock of the bright lights and the typing and the chair that spun around and the buttons on the front of my t-shirt and the weird way my shorts seemed to go all the way down to…
Flamingo Politics
Milo’s class chose their representative to the school council this week. Interested students needed to prepare a one minute speech supporting their candidacy, and deliver it to the class just before recess. To my surprise and delight Milo enthusiastically said he would like to have a go. His campaign pitch had two prongs; changing the…
Flamingo Famous – The Final Part
So perhaps this is Kevin’s future; as the years drift by, the boys’ attitudes to us and the public wearing of inflatable exotic birds shift, he might morph from a comforter, an ice breaker, to a threat. If you don’t go to school today I will dress up as Kevin and walk next to you!…
Flamingo Famous – Part 2
Very early on day 2 the boys informed me that I had agreed to wear Kevin every day for the first week of every school term for the rest of their scholastic lives. This sounds highly dubious to me but they are adamant and I have no evidence to the contrary. It is, I must…
Flamingo Famous – Part 1
There is no amount of parental guilt that cannot be expunged by wearing an inflatable flamingo costume for a week.
An ode to Monty at five
With Christmas on the horizon Monty’s mind has turned to what treasures he might receive. Thus far he has humbly requested the following: a terrarium building kit, a guide book for building ponds and a recipe book that might teach him how to make curries. Yes, at five Monty has developed a wide range of…
Match Report 3: Hellratz vs The Doogs
The Doogs came to play. From the south side of the river, this crew wouldn’t know an organic spinach leaf if it gently slapped them in the face, their parents cook with cubed rather than natural, home-rendered liquid stock, and some of them are even subjected to pasteurised rather than the more gut-friendly cold-pressed milk.…
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