Milo is an 8 month old boy, my son. So far he has two teeth and about 26 hairs.

I am Jupiter, Milo’s father. 30s, many teeth and few hairs.

Kuepps is Milo’s mum, my wife. She has both excellent teeth and hair. Kuepps goes back to work in two days after 8 months with Milo, she is displeased about this. I am therefore attempting to quell my overt excitement at the prospect of three months at home with Milo.

The purpose of this blog is to record this three month adventure for future posterity, in the safest place possible – the internet. Without further ado…